This, class, is an ignorant American.

In late May, I was browsing Facebook, an activity that nearly 250 million people partake in every day. I stumbled across a post that made my slap my palm against my face. Upon viewing this, I lost a small portion of faith in humanity. Below is the post, copied and pasted in all of its glory.

Beware. LOL-inducing.

"Obama has DESTROYED EVERYTHING even the earth... it will take decades to clean up the oil mess he created, and there will a loss of marine life that will take centuries to re-establish.. a possible estinction for many.Obamas needs to be held accountable for his act of distruction. The most Evil I have seen in a life time is now in our mist and view. We the People Shall never forget for we Patriots have work to do."

Now, I could start by correcting the grammar mistakes.  This post, which I found on a Facebook fan page, was composed by a middle-aged woman (Her profile said 46). The woman was from Georgia, which is completely irrelevant to the fact that her grammar is vomit-inducing. 

Wait..maybe it IS relevant. 

I'm kidding. After posting this as a status on Facebook, and reading numerous replies by my friends, I instantly saved the text into a Notebook document. Recently uncovering it due to a strange conversation with my good friend Mitchell (Read his blog here: http://beatlefreak9.blogspot.com/), I instantly decided to post it here.

If I could contact this woman, I would ask her how Obama destroyed the oil rig. Elegantly worded by one of my friends, 

"I can just imagine Obama in an Iron Man suit or something going and totally destroying the oil rig... So THAT'S where our tax dollars are going! Super high-tech personal robotic warfare! Hmmm... Cool!"

 I know the oil spill topic is growing old, so I tried to stay brief by sharing the ignorant post with you. As I said, I could have gone quite a while correcting the woman's spelling and grammar mistakes. I chose not to, and now I ask you, the readers, to not criticize my grammar.

(Feel free to correct my spelling, but spellcheck's got my back.)

Obama Hopeman image taken from g4tv.com
Mitchell's blog here: beatlefreak9.blogspot.com